List of Funny Erection Names

Maybe, you didn’t know, that erection has a lot of comical names. Let us to show you a couple of them! Have fun!

Funky Fatty
Vlad the Impaler
Love pump
Spurt Reynolds
Long Dong Silver
Snow cannon
Dick sticker
One-eyed milkman
Moby Dick
Stretch Johnson
	Love torpedo
	Shiny banana
	Vagina miner
	Blue steel
	Taco warmer
	Throbbing member
	Love stick
	Stiffy
	Joystick
	Super soaker
Boney Baloney
One-eyed trouser snake
Rodney
Pan handle
Pleasure piston
Goop shooter
Raging salmon
Meat wrench
Woody
Pork sword
	Salami/sausage/pepperoni
	Goo geyser
	Jerkin gherkin
	Boner
	Skin flute
	Bone-a-phone
	Throbbing gristle
	Morning glory
	Prince Everhard
	Stub chub
One hit wonder
Baby batter blaster
Longy
Full salute
Thrill drill
Chicksicle
Custard launcher
Bone daddy
Dr. Feelgood
Homo Erectus
	Easy Rider
	One hole friction whistle
	One-eyed muscle
	Blue veined junket pump
	Happy Gilmore
	Cock-a-saurus Rex
	The Impregnator
	Sperminator
	Officer at attention
	The Early Riser
Purple-headed yogurt-slinger
Lap rocket
Hellraiser
Cushion pusher
Woodrow
Sergeant Stiffy
Pitch a tent
Wang
Cracked a fatty
Hard on
	Pokey
	Elmer the Glue Shooter
	Angle on your dangle
	Skroink master
	Mammoth Mountain
	Fun gun
	Pocket rocket

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